7 Best Redneck Jokes --wll today anyway+

7 best redneck jokes today
Jeff Foxworthy would be proud

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ?
It seems they want to keep alcohol
out of the high schools.

A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
and says to the driver, "Got any I.D. ?" . .
and the driver replies "Bout wut ?"

Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? . .
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

A new Redneck law was just recently passed in West Virginia
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

Did you hear that the Redneck
governor's mansion burned down?
"Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.
The library was a total loss too.
Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor
hadn't even finished coloring one of them."

A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate
to his beloved widow
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

The "Redneck word of the Day" is TEXAS
"I hate it when my girlfriend Texas me when I am in bed with my wife"

Redneck Hotel

How do you know when you're staying
in a Redneck hotel ?
When you call the front desk and say,
I gotta leak in my sink, and the
clerk replies, Go ahead.

Redneck Beer Cooler

Washing Machine as Redneck Beer Cooler Picture
Rednecks are not always the most creative unless it comes to the realllly IMPORTANT things in life ...like finding a way to keep Budweiser, Blue Ribbon, or Miller High Life COLD. Yes, a redneck can find more than one way to cool a beer