1-Put a bag of frozen peas down your pants.
2-Attend an Adam Sandler movie and since nobody will be there, you can have the AC all to yourself .
3- Stick a couple of Budweisers in your overalls.
4-Dress up like a polar bear and tell a treehugger to call the ACLU to lobby for a new AC.
5-Beat the heat in a brisk circular motion using a wire whisk.
Remember, no lumps!