Beat The HEAT Redneck Style

1-Put a bag of frozen peas down your pants.

2-Attend an Adam Sandler movie and since nobody will be there, you can have the AC all to yourself .

3- Stick a couple of Budweisers in your overalls.

4-Dress up like a polar bear and tell a treehugger to call the ACLU to lobby for a new AC.

5-Beat the heat in a brisk circular motion using a wire whisk.
Remember, no lumps!

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