Rednecks Rock because

Dinner can always be found on the side of the road.

Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.!

With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town!

They can spit with absolute accuracy.

Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home.

Bluejeans and a flannel are always considered formal. '

At least that rusty Pick-up's bought and paid for.

A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos.

A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair.

Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family reunions

Submitted by bootsie

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