Rodney Dangerfield

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

Another time I looked up my family tree and two dogs were using it.

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West!

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm!

Rednecks Rock because

Dinner can always be found on the side of the road.

Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.!

With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town!

They can spit with absolute accuracy.

Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home.

Bluejeans and a flannel are always considered formal. '

At least that rusty Pick-up's bought and paid for.

A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos.

A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair.

Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family reunions

Submitted by bootsie